Zombie Tools
Zombie tools is a great site that sells the tools you'll need in a post apocalyptic world overrun by hordes of the undead. Specializing mainly in bladed weapons, they currently sell three different blades:
- The Apocalax: A two-handed sword/ax hybrid, this blade is meant for killing large groups of zombies, chopping as you go.
- Urban Bone Machete (Mark II): A curved blade designed for overhand hacking
- The Two-Faced Bitch: A two-handed, double edged blade meant for swinging back and forth as you wade through fields of the undead.
Why bladed tools, you ask? Why not shotguns and grenades? Well my friend, it's simple. Blades don't need reloading.
The site also sells a couple of funny t-shirts because, let's be honest, what's the fun in killing zombies if you can't be fashionable while doing it?
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