He's Just A Sweet Batvestite

This lovely image comes to us courtesy of Deviant Art user LJK08, who has crafted one of the most amusing (if admittedly the only) Batman/Rocky Horror Picture Show mashup that I have ever seen.

Normally, the thought of Batman parading around in women's lingerie is something I wouldn't normally agree with as it's so counter to the basic nature of the character, but he just looks so happy here I can't help but enjoy this. Also, Superman as Brad Majors is so absolutely perfect that it makes me laugh every time I look at him. Just seeing him standing there looking awkward and uncomfortable in his red undies makes me want to scream out, "My socks! I can't move my socks!!!"

Thanks go to my friend Carrie for pointing this one out to me.

Know Your Vampires

At this time of year, Vampires and other times of scary monsters are well known to roam our streets freely. Before you bravely go out into the cold dark night, make sure you know which vampires are which with the help of this handy chart, courtesy of Laughing Squid.

Remember, not all vampires are dangerous. Sure, some of them may want to drink your blood. They can't help it though. That's just the way they are. You can't fault them for that. Some of them are even friendly and want to help you learn your numbers or want to give you chocolate cereal. Be wary though, some vampires are sparkley douchebags who whine incessantly about life and love and how hard it is to get their hair to look that crappy. Avoid them at all costs.

If you'd like to see a bigger version of this lovely chart, just click here.