Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2011

30 Years Of Mario Music In Under 20 Minutes



Youtube user Amanbow has done the whole world a true geek solid and created one of the most amazing video game music mashups of all time. In just under 20 minutes, Amanbow presents music from every Mario game that has been released over the last 30 years.

I'm not just talking the regular Super Mario series. No, I mean anything that had Mario's name on it, or in which Mario himself appeared. This list is thorough enough to include music from Donkey Kong, Dr. Mario, Mario Party, the Mario sports games, all of the Game Boy games and more.

If you're a fan of the Mario franchise at all, chances are you'll recognize most of the music contained in this video. And the animation isn't something to overlook either. This video is really entertaining. 18 minutes may be a long time to invest into a youtube video, but trust me, it's worth it.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Random Sci-fi Music Video Awesomeness

This is the new music video for the band Broken Bells' new single entitled "The Ghost Inside". Now, I'm not one to typically post music videos here to geek-tastic, seeing as how most music videos aren't typically geeky affairs. Trust me on this one though. Watch the video. It definitely has a good amount of geek cred. In this video, you will see the following:

  1. Spaceships

  2. An intergalactic toll booth

  3. A spaceship refueling depot

  4. A post apocalyptic world

  5. A super hot red-headed robot chick who dismantles herself one piece at a time.

Oh, and just for some additional geek cred, that super hot android is played by none other than Christina Hendricks. Most of you will probably recognize her as Joan Holloway from AMC's TV show Mad Men, but she also happens to be the actress who played Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds in not one, but two episodes of Joss Whedon's Firefly. That's right, she was Saffron, the constantly lying/backstabbing thief who tried to steal Serenity and then left Captain Mal sitting naked on a rock.

Is that geek cred enough for you?

Friday, December 18, 2009

Noyes' Ten Best Albums of the 2000's.

Okay, so this decade is coming to and end. Fuck, it feels like it just started really. But at the same time a whole hell of a lot has happened, both good and bad. But we're not here to talk politics or about my personal life. We're here today to talk music.

 

I was flipping through Rolling Stones top ten 50 albums of the decade and it really started to piss me off. LCD Soundsystem number 12? Really? Bright Eyes number 50? You've got to be fucking kidding me. A lot of albums on their list seemed either stupid to me or perhaps a little too obvious, or perhaps I just hate most popular music out there these days.

 

Well I decided to make my own list. (yes, three of my choices were also on Rolling Stones list, at least they got some things right).

 

This was a really hard list to put together. I wanted to pick my favorite albums, but I also didn’t want it to be nothing but Jack White records which it easily could have been. So I tried to limit each artist to one album, however most these bands easily could have had multiple albums on the list. But that would get a little boring wouldn’t it.

 

Some of these bands you may not be totally familiar with. Hopefully this list will open you up to some music you haven't heard before.

 

So here it is, without further ado, my Top Ten Albums of the 2000's. I honestly couldn't pick any album to be better than any other I (it was hard enough getting it down to ten!) so I list them here in chronological order. If you don't like that, then suck it!

 
Morphine - The Night
Morphine - The Night (2000)

 



 

Morphine was one of the many great bands I discovered while in college. But it was The Night that made them one of my all time favorite bands. This album so perfectly embodies sadness I can't even describe it. Just take a listen to the title track above. It's utterly beautiful and heartbreaking. And the really sad thing is front man, Mark Sandman, died on stage before this album was released. I can only imagine where the band would have gone from here.

Radiohead - Kid A
Radiohead - Kid A (2000)

 



 

Radiohead has come a really long way from their Creep days. While OK Computer really showed the world how much they were changing (and finally won me over as a fan) It was Kid A that really broke the mold. I know a lot of people who hate this album because it's so electronic sounding, but I love it.

Ween - White Pepper
Ween - White Pepper (2000)

 



 

Ween is a band that has matured wonderfully over the years while still maintaining their silly sense of humor that makes them so lovable. White Pepper was a huge leap forward in the maturity of their sound. It's a wonderful pop album with that Ween twist that sets it apart. This is probably their most accessible album as well, for people who aren't familiar with their stuff.

 

White Stripes - White Blood Cells
White Stripes - White Blood Cells (2001)

 



 

My wife bought this album when it was first released but after I heard it, it rarely left my car. This is the album that introduced me (and most the rest of the world) to the White Stripes (even though it was their third album). Just when I thought rock n' roll was dead Jack White proved me wrong and has continued to do so for the last ten years. Whenever I get angry at all the shitty music that is polluting the youth of today, I just put on a White Stripes record and all is well.

 

The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (2002)

 



 

The Flaming Lips have been around since the early 80's. They had a hit in the 90's with "She Don't Use Jelly" and their 99 album The Soft Bulletin was a critics darling. However it wasn't until this album that I became utterly obsessed. Wayne Coyne is totally insane and this album is a sheer masterpiece that has been born from that madness. I love many of their albums now (not the new one sadly) but this one will always be their best.

 

Tom Waits - Real Gone
Tom Waits - Real Gone (2004)

 



 

Tom Waits is the kind of guy that could fart on a snare drum and I'd probably buy it and pronounce its genius. I love this guy. I love his gravely carnival barker sounding voice. I love his bizarre lyrics. And I love his jazz/lounge/blues/whatever musical style. You never really know what you're going to get from Mr. Waits with a new album, but Real Gone is an amazing album with not one bad song to speak of on it.

 

Danger Doom - The Mask And The Mouse
Danger Doom - The Mask And The Mouse (2005)

 



 

Who knew rap and cartoons could go together so amazingly? Well apparently Danger Mouse and MF Doom knew, because they put their hip-hop genius together with the misfits of Adult Swim and delivered easily my favorite rap album of all time. MF Doom has an amazing voice and wonderful rhyme style that is unlike anyone I've ever heard. I've since gotten other MF Doom albums and while most of them are really good, they all pale in comparison to the brilliance that is The Mask And The Mouse.

 

The Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers (2006)
The Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers (2006)

 



 

Jack White decided it was time to see what he would sound like with a full backing band and not just his ex-wife on drums. With that we get The Raconteurs who have now put out two fantastic albums. To hear White's genius (gee, I seem to be using that word a lot!) with a full band behind him is a truly wonderful thing and I look forward to hearing more of it in the future.

 

Wolfmother - Wolfmother (2006)
Wolfmother - Wolfmother (2006)

 



 

Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath might not be making classic albums anymore, but luckily they had an Australian love child and named it Wolfmother. This band combines the greatness of those two classic bands and makes it into something all their own. It was love at first hear with these guys for me. I've seen these guys live and they put on an amazing show to boot. Their new album is really good to.

The Dead Weather - Horehound (2009)
The Dead Weather - Horehound (2009)

 



 

The ever-prolific Jack White got himself another band. (see why I didn't but another other White Stripes albums on here?) But this time he sat himself at the drums and gave the front man job to a chick. Specifically speaking Alison Mosshart of The Kills. And her vocal style works perfectly with Jacks. "Cut Like A Buffalo" is quickly becoming one of my favorite songs ever. And the video above for "Treat Me Like My Mother" is easily the best of the year.

 

Honorable mentions:

Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures (2009)
Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures (2009)

 



 

This is a really new album that I haven't fully been able to digest yet, but it's quickly growing on me. Dave Grohl, John Paul Jones and Josh Homme are amazing together. And I don’t even really like Queens Of The Stone Age all that much, but when pared with these two Homme is pretty good.

The Residents - Demons Dance Alone (2002)
The Residents - Demons Dance Alone (2002)

 



 

The Residents are one of my all time favorite bands and I like to take any opportunity to expose them to new people. This is easily their most accessible album. Some of their albums take multiple listenings to get into, but I dug this one right away. Duck Stab from 1978 is also an amazing album. I really have Primus to thank for getting me into this band because they covered a couple of their tunes and I had to hear the originals. So thank you Les Claypool.

 

Well there you have it. The Ten (…twelve…) best albums of the last decade. I'm sure a lot of people would disagree with some of the choices on this list, but to Hell with them. This is MY list. Let them make there own damn list!

 

Well, this has been Mike Noyes. I hope you all had a great decade and look out for 2012!


Monday, October 26, 2009

Rockabilly Zombie Music With Ukeleles? Yes Please!!!

zombie-boogie

 

Many thanks to BoingBoing for pointing out to me the new EP from a band called Mad Tea Party.  The album is called Zombie Boogie, and it's perfect Halloween party music.  With lyrics like this, how could you go wrong?

 
Zombie boogie, it's a killer jive
Zombie boogie, it's not alive
Zombie boogie, no one survives

 

Zombie boogie, it's the latest craze
Zombie boogie, straight from the grave
Zombie boogie, puts you in a daze

 

Zombie boogie, it's a solid fact
Zombies died, now they're comin' back
It's the zombie boogie, and you're a snack

 

To hear the EP's songs, including Zombie Boogie and Cemetery Stomp, go here.  You can also download the tracks there as well for about a dollar a song.  If you download all of them, you get a bonus song, a cover of the 80's classic Abba Cadabra.  Awesome!!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Awesomeness

It's always bothered me that the instruments these guys play are called a Jizz according to the Star Wars Mythos.  That makes the band technically go by the term Jizz Wailers.  That just sounds so wrong to me.


The Star Wars Cantina Song In A Capella Form


 






 

Oh my god, I could listen to this thing over and over all day long.  It's just so happy.  This made my my whole week better.

 

This great version of the best bar song of all time comes to us courtesy of the incredibly talented folks from the A Capella group Sixteen Feet.  They also do an unbelieveably cool version of the Mighty Mouse theme song and a medley of songs from the Muppet Show which definitely needs to be listened to as well.

 

Here's a direct link to the MP3 of the song, if you're so inclined to have a copy of it.

 

(Via BoingBoing)

The BSG Orchestra = The Best Frakking Band Ever

Yes, the concert is exciting enough to warrant a Star Wars style poster.



 

If you've been reading this site for a while now, you know that I'm a pretty big Battlestar Galactica fan.  I've posted about it many times, and even in non BSG related articles I'm still known to slip in the occasional "Frak" every now and then.  I love the show for many reasons.  Amazing stories, cool special effects, brilliant actors and actresses . . . the show has it all really.  It also just so happens to have one of the most impressive musical scores found anywhere in either television or film.

 

That music has been composed by a guy named Bear McCreary.  Aside from Battlestar, Bear scores many other well loved geeky projects too, such as the SyFy show Eureka and the now sadly cancelled Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.  He's even recently started scoring videogames.  His first game will be the title Dark Void which comes out soon.

 

Bear's one of those guys who has so much talent you want to hate him out of pure jealousy.  He's only 30 years old right now, which means he's been scoring amazing sci-fi TV shows since his early 20's.  The problem is though, his work is so amazing you can't help but love him for what he does.  He's the main reason I went to see the Battlestar Retrospective panel at Comic Con this year.  I wanted to hear what he had to say about what it was like to work on the music of Battlestar. 

 

If you've never heard any of Bear's work on BSG, listen to this or this or this (that last one is one of my favorite themes from the show).

 

As an already big fan of his work, you can imagine my excitement when he said during the panel that he was doing a series of concerts in San Diego over the next few nights.  It did take some talking into from my friend to get me to go, but that's only because I'm a cheap bastard and didn't want to spend $50 on the ticket to get in.

 

In retrospect, boy am I sure glad I decided to go.  And for the record, I would now gladly pay well over that $50 ticket price for a chance to see them play live again.

 

We got to the show around 7:45pm.  It was set to start at 8pm.  Even though I'm a big fan of the music already, I didn't really know what to expect from this concert.  I've never been to a show before where the main act was a composer from a TV show who was playing music from that show.  Was there going to be a video screen showing clips from the show during the concert?  Would the show only last an hour, or would it be a more traditional 2 hour concert length?  During the panel the day before, Bear had talked about the show being very much a rock concert, but other than his cover of All Along The Watchtower there isn't a whole lot of stereotypical rock music in the show.  Was he going to jazz up the show's music to be more rock-ish?  I just didn't know.

 

Even about 10 seconds into the show though, I somehow knew things were only going to get more and more awesome as the night went on.  I knew this because Edward James Olmos . . . Admiral Adama himself came out to MC the show.

 

Sorry for the crappy quality photo.  This was taken with my cell phone.  I didn't know if cameras would be allowed in the show, so I didn't bring mine with me.  I'm kicking myself now for my stupidity.



 

He talked for a couple of minutes about how proud he was of the work he and everyone else did with BSG, and how great it came out.  He said how last night was his first time seeing Bear play the music from the show live, and that his mind had been completely blown by it.  He told us we were in for a hell of an experience.

 

A fairly decent sized crowd had shown up for this concert, and many of them were wearing BSG shirts or shirts that just said Frak on them, so I knew I was in good and like-minded company.  That's when the awesomeness really began.  As he was getting the crowd pumped up for the show, Admiral Adama yelled into the mic something along the lines of, "We are ready for some amazing music!  So Say We All!!!"

 

I'm sorry, but when Admiral Adama yells "So Say We All!" at you, there's really only one thing you can do.  The whole crowd pumped their fists and screamed back, "SO SAY WE ALL!!!"

 

Before the real main act got started though, there was an opening act.  It was a group called Brendan's Band whom I've never heard of before.  The lead singer (Brendan) came out wearing a BSG flight suit, which was pretty cool, but that was the only Battlestar connection his music really had with the show.  The band played some good, straight up rock music though.  They only played a couple of songs, but they were fast and energetic and they got the crowd bobbing their heads and enjoying themselves.  Aside from Brendan, who was a charming and charismatic lead singer, there was a beautiful woman named Raya Yarbrough who provided additional vocals and great harmonies.  After about 30 minutes, Brendan's Band left the stage having done an very admirable job as an opening act.

 

Brendan McCreary and Raya Yarbrough of Brendan's Band.



 

As Edward James Olmos came back out on stage, he informed us that Brendan is actually Bear McCreary's brother and Raya is Bear's wife.  Grace Park (Boomer/Athena from BSG) also comes out at this point to co-host the show with Edward.  After a few more minutes of chatting, it was time for the main act.

 

It's really hard to describe just how amazing this concert was.  Bear McCreary comes out along with the rest of the band, which consists of 17 musicians playing a variety of instruments.  There's a strings section with Violins, Viola and Cello.  There's four drummers playing an entire line of large and foreign looking drums along the back wall.  There's guitarists and a bassist, there's a guy at the front playing a variety of woodwind instruments and at one point there's even bagpipes (both normal and electric).  Bear himself alternates between playing keyboards and piano and at one point even busts out an accordian.  He's also conducting the band when he himself is not playing an instrument.  Oh, also, it turns out that Brendan McCreary and Raya Yarbrough are also members of the BSG Orchestra as well.

 

Bear McCreary (far right) conducting his band.



 

We're a couple of songs in and I realize just how rocking Battlestar's music actually is when played live.  The drummers are giving off a heavy beat as the strings section plays lovely melodies and the woodwinds are giving off those eerie notes BSG's music is so famous for.  The audience is moving in time with the drums, which are constant and pounding and primal.  I became hypnotized by Tina Guo, the stunningly beautiful Cellist with long black hair who appears to almost be in a trance-like state at times as she plays her instrument with her eyes closed, her head tilted back, moving rhythmicly with the flow of the songs.  When the music gets really heavy, watching her play is akin to being a voyeur to an erotic act as her face twists and contorts in the throws of musical ecstasy and passion.

 

The things this woman can do with her Cello are downright dirty . . . but beautiful and amazing.



 

All of the performers in the band are incredibly talented, but aside from Bear himself, to me the standout musician was the Violin soloist.  His name is Paul Cartwright.  He's a young guy with a thick moppish head of hair and dark, thick-rimmed glasses.  He looks like a ton of the people that can be found on the sales floor of Comic Con that very day.  He looks nerdy and unassuming, but his skill wows the audience to the point that after a few of his solos rock harder than any guitar solo I've ever heard, I'm not suprised at all to see the crowd start cheering him not only at the end of his solos, but at the beginning of them as well.  The audience has learned quickly that when this man takes a solo, they are about to be treated to something breathtaking, and they're properly appreciative of this.

 

You know the fiddle player who beat Satan in that song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"?  That guy's an amateur compared to this gentleman.



 

In between the songs, stars from the Battlestar series come out to talk with the audience.  On a sad note, we find out from them that one of the show's line producers, a gentleman by the name of Harvey Frand, had died the day before at the age of 68.  He had been with the show for years and was liked by everyone who worked on the production.  Most of the actors had found out just that morning that he had passed on.  They had decided to dedicate the performance that night to Harvey, and were making it a tribute show to him.  Every now and then between songs, Edward James Olmos would come out and bring up yet another actor from the show on stage to discuss personal thoughts or memories of their fallen friend.  Throughout the night the audience got to see Michael Hogan (Col. Saul Tigh), James Callis (Gaius Baltar), Michelle Forbes (Admiral Cane), Nicki Clyne (Cally), Michael Trucco (Sam Anders) and Richard Hatch (Tom Zarek) all come out to pay their respects.

 

It was an honor to be able to share this heartfelt moment with the cast of BSG.



 

It was one of those really rare moments for fans of an incredibly popular sci-fi franchise like BSG where just for that night the wall between the closed circle of those who worked on the show and those who were fans of it fell.  The cast of the show had allowed us into their lives a little bit.  We were with them at a very sad, personal time and instead of hiding away to greive in private they opened themselves up on stage and allowed their fans to share their sadness with them as well as their love.  Michael Hogan was so sentimental that it even made my eyes cloud up with tears as he stumbled out on stage a little drunk, beers in both hands, and spoke with a voice cracking as he tried to hold it together.  The sincerity of it all was overwhelming, and it just added an emotional charge to the music that made it that much more profound. 

 

The Band rocking out



 

As we neared the end of the show, the song we had all been waiting for was finally played . . . Bear McCreary's cover of All Along The Watchtower.  For those of you who have never seen the show, let me just say that Bear's version of the song is like none you've ever heard before.  As much as I love both the original Bob Dylan version and the Jimi Hendrix cover I have to admit that Bear's version has overtaken them both as my favorite.  He's added so many layers and sounds to it that now when I hear the song any other way, it feels like it's missing something.  In my head I'm hearing Bear's instrumentations, even when they're not there.

 

If you'd like to see the song performed live, there's a great video of it which you can watch right here.

 

This was my 18th consecutive year attending the San Diego Comic Con.  In that time I've seen a lot of amazing things and have incredible memories of things that I will never forget.  The last couple of years have been a little lackluster for me though.  In fact, before this year's Con I was beginning to doubt whether going to the show was even worth it anymore.  What with the large crowds now and the super busy sales floor, I had begun to wonder whether the time and energy spent attending the Con was justified by the experiences I have there.  After this show though, all such thoughts have forever been banished from my mind. 

 

It is not something I say lightly, but I fully mean it when I say that in the 18 years I've been to Con, this concert was the single most enjoyable and endearing experience I've ever had there.  By the end of the night my legs hurt from standing for almost fours (and this was after a full day of walking the floor at the Con), my back hurt, my throat was hoarse from yelling and screaming, my hands were tingling and sore from clapping so much, but I couldn't possibly have been any happier.

 

Bear's concert wasn't just a musical performance.  It was an emotional and personal journey that reminded my why I love BSG so much, why I love Comic Con so much and why I'll always be proud to declare my love for both.

 

If you'd like to learn a bit more about Bear McCreary and his work, check out the following sites:

 

 

P.S.  Some final thoughts, for those of you who missed the show, don't worry.  They were recorded professionally and are being put together for an upcoming Live In Concert DVD.  Also, as awesome as the show I attened was, I must say that I am a little sad (ok, very sad) that I missed Thursday night's performance where Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck) joined Bear on stage for a piano duet.

 

My only regret was not being on hand to witness this awesome moment from the Thursday night show.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sweet Zombie Jesus This Is Beautiful



 

This is the intro to the upcoming Beatles: Rock Band video game, and Holy Mary Mother of God if this isn't one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.  I am actually stunned speechless . . . . well . . . . almost.  This game cannot possibly come out soon enough.  I like the Rock Band and Guitar Hero games and all, but in all seriousness, after this game comes out, what's the point of ever making other version of the games.  The ultimate level has already been achieved.  Anything released after this will only be downhill from here.

 

Please, do this video the proper respect it deserves and make sure you watch this as a full screen video.  It is truly gorgeous.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Stupid Real Life



 

I'm really sorry for the lack of posts today.  My regular day job is extremely busy right now, and I haven't had the time to devote to the site that I usually do.  Stupid real life getting in the way of my geeky pursuits.

 

I haven't forgotten about you though.  I'll try to post some actual articles when I can later today.  And the new episode of the Podcast is almost ready to go.  It's been recorded and edited and just needs a little touching up and it will be posted online.

 

In the meantime, I give you this rather strange, yet amusing song about Battlestar Galactica to keep you entertained.  I also have to give major credit to the guy in the video for bravely video taping himself while wearing a t-shirt usually only worn by burglers from the 1920's while at the same time rocking out in really short shorts that haven't seen the light of day since the early 1980's. 

 

Rock on strangely dressed songwriter.  Rock on indeed!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Wrath Of Khan.....As An Opera



Wow.  The folks over at Robot Chicken have made some truly awesome skits before, but this time they have truly outdone themselves.  They've taken Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and have turned it into an Italian Opera, complete with professional opera singers, music, and lyrics actually written in Italian.

 

It is a marvel to behold.  I don't know about you, but if this were to ever become a full opera and a production of it opened up somewhere near me, I'd be the first person in line to go see it.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Bars And Tones Make Pretty Sounds And Visuals


For those of you old enough to remember what a test pattern is, I hope you'll enjoy this as much as I did. 

 

It starts with your standard test beeping, but five seconds in it becomes something else entirely.  It becomes a thing of beauty.  I would absolutely love to see some TV station be cool enough to use this some day.

 

I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day now, and that makes me happy.

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Second Greatest Music Video Of All Time



 

There are way too many awesome things that take place in Cyndi Lauper's music video for her song "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough" than is possible to ever completely list.  Aside from being the Goonies theme song (which is super rad already), the music video they made for the video is the most insane, nonsensical, wacky, outrageous, brilliant video you will ever see.  I say that it is the second greatest music video of all time only because it is second to Michael Jackson's Thriller.  Although, it really is almost a tie in my mind.

 

Where do I even begin in trying to explain the greatness of this video?  It starts off with Cyndi and her "family" running a gas station, but they're in debt and the station is about to be taken from them by evil creditors.  Her father, once again played by WWF wrestler Captain Lou Albano (who also played Mario on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show), laments his financial woes to a picture of his "great great grandfather Captain One-eyed Pegleg booze guzzling mean Lou Albano" (which is a picture of Captain Lou in a cheesy pirate outfit).  Captain Albano apparently had a fortune of pirate treasure, but no one knows where it is.

 

Then the evil creditors show up, and they're played by WWF wrestlers "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, The Iron Shiek and wrestling legend "Classie" Freddie Blassie.  Arguing starts between Roddy and Captain Lou, and then for no reason whatsoever WWF wrestler Nikolai Volkoff rides by on the back of a truck as he's milking a fake cow and singing a song in Russian.  Then WWF female wrestlers The Fabulous Moolah and Wendy Richter start arguing and a bunch of Japanese chefs start cooking food from nowhere.

 

Perhaps in an attempt to get away from this craziness, Cyndi starts packing up the gas station that they're about to lose.  As she takes down the painting of Captain Albano though, she sees a huge gaping hole behind it.  She decides to explore this discovery and finds herself in a hidden cave where she finds a pirate skeleton with a map to the treasure.  All of this is helpfully explained for us by helpful subtitles that pop up and explain what things are as they appear on screen.

 

Now, just with the above stuff, this video already ranks as one of the craziest and coolest things ever, but we're only about 3 and a half minutes into this video, and it's 12 minutes long. 

 

Now comes quite possibly the best part of the video.  With no explanation whatsoever, and quite literally appearing out of thin air, the entire cast of the Goonies shows up in the cave.  Yep, that's right.  Corey Feldmen, Sean Astin, the kids who played Data and Chunk.  Hell, even Martha Plimpton and Josh Brolin are there.  And they've got a map too, so they start working with Cyndi to find the pirate gold.

 

Then, jsut to get the point across that this is a movie tie-in, tons of clips from the movie are played.  It's like a mini trailer for the film within the video.

 

The wrestlers then show up and kidnap the Goonies.  Cyndi is chased off by some pirates, and then there's lots of running around down in the caves.  Somewhere along the way, the wrestlers find some pirate outfits and swords and they begin chasing Cyndi.  As she's running, she finds that the mysterious japanese chefs are now somehow down in the caves too (complete with their hibachi grill).  She stops for a second to grab some food, and then the chase is on again.

 

Cyndi then finds herself on a set from the film  You know the one, where there's a wood log over a raging river.  It's from the scene where Data uses his slick shoes.  Anyways, Cindy finds herself surrounded on both sides.  To one side are the pirate WWF wrestlers, to the other are the pirates from the caves.  Not able to handle the pressure, Cyndi sits down on the log and starts crying.  She then breaks the fourth wall and cries out to Stephen Speilberg for help.

 

The camera at that point cuts away from the action to an editing room where none other than Stephen Speilberg himself is watching the footage of the music video.  He turns to the camera and says he doesn't know how to help her.  And then a narrator kicks in and the first half of the video closes to a cliff hanger ending.

 

Yes...you heard that right.  The music video has a cliffhanger ending halfway through it.  Name me one other music video EVER that has one too.  You can't!  You wanna know why?  There aren't any, that's why!  This is the only video ever with a cliff hanger in the middle of it.

 

As the video comes back, the narrator brings us up to speed.  Cyndi has been taken prisoner and we're now on the set of One-eyed Willie's ship from the Goonies film.  The pirates and the Wrestlers are getting along and working together.  Cyndi is forced to do manual labor, and her family is tied to the ship's mast.  We also find out that the Goonies have been chained up and are on the ship as well.  Things are looking pretty bleak for our heroes.

 

Then the octopus that was originally cut from the Goonies movie shows up and a giant tentacle starts to strangle Cyndi.  As she grabs a sword and starts to cut away at it, we see some new pirates on the ship.  These pirates are fairly young attractive women, and if you look closely enough, you'll realize that they're played by another 80's musical group...the Bangles.  Yes, the same Bangles who gave us such songs as Manic Monday and Eternal Flame are now dancing around in pirate garb with WWF wrestlers.

 

I believe we've just achieved possibly the greatest moment in musical awesomeness ever.  The Bangles, a bunch of WWF wrestlers, the Goonies, and Cyndi Lauper are all together on One-Eyed Willie's boat dancing and singing the Goonies Theme song.  They may possibly be too much awesomeness for me to handle all at once.

 

Luckily though, Cyndi's family and the Goonies escape from their bonds and the tide is turned against the evil pirates.  And then the treasure is found.  Some more movie clips are shown for no reason at all, some of the treasure is thrown to the Pirates to distract them.  As they're fighting over the greasure, Cyndi and the Goonies make their escape.  They get back to the gas station where Cyndi gives a bunch of the treasure to the evil creditors (who I guess aren't the same people as the wrestler pirates afterall, that's weird).  The wrestlers don't like the treasure though, and they turn down her offer of it.

 

In desperation, Cyndi whistles and out of an explosion of smoke comes Andre The Giant who is wearing a sort of Conan The Barbarian outfit, but with bright blue boots on.  Andre then proceeds to beat up all of the other wrestlers and runs them off from the gas station. 

 

As he leaves, Roddy Piper can be heard complaining about Stephen Speilberg and Richard Donner (the video's director).  Roddy's mad because, and I quote, "The video wasn't supposed to end this way!"

 

Once they're gone, Andre The Giant joins Cyndi and her family as they celebrate.  They've run off the wrestlers, stolen the pirate gold, and live happily ever after.  Although I'm confused as to why, if Cyndi could call up Andre The Giant whenever she wanted just by whistling, why didn't she do that at the beginning of the film?

 

But there I go again, trying to make sense of things that never will, no matter how much I try.  I should just shut up and enjoy the video for what it is,  the most insane music video that has ever (or will ever) be made.  God bless it!

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny

 

 

And thus another week draws to a close here at Geek-tastic.  We'll be back Monday morning with more geeky stuff for you to enjoy.  But before we go, let us end this week not with a whimper, but with a glorious geeky bang!

 

Many thanks go to The Mattman for finding this video and making me aware of its awesomeness.  I can't think of a higher note on which to end this week.  My only problem with the song is that we all know that nobody can ever beat Batman in a fight...and I mean no one.  So the ending is a little far fetched.  Other than that though, this video is 100% geeky glory!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Mashups Make For Strange Awesomeness

  

 

Typically, I'm not the biggest fan of mashups.  Sure, some are good and even downright clever, but most of them tend to be edited badly or are just not enjoyable to listen to.

 

That is not the case with this video.  Now, I know it's not exactly geeky per se, but there's something about this video that just seems to make me laugh.  It's a mashup between Lazytown (a Nickelodeon kids show) and gangsta rapper Lil Jon.  Maybe it's the strange dichotomy between the happy, bright and colorful kids show singing about cooking and the yelling and cussing of Lil John that I find funny.  The innocent mixed with the crass and the vulgar. 

 

Whatever it is, it's damned funny.  Be warned though, this video is NSFW, so be sure you've got headphones on if you're at work. 

 

Now if only I can get the damned song out of my head.

 

(Via Geekologie)

Friday, December 5, 2008

A Great Geeky Christmas Album - 8 Bit Jesus



 

As I've mentioned before here a few times now, I'm a big fan of chip-music (music made with old video game systems that sound like old 8 bit video games).  Well, the blip festival started in New York yesterday, which is a chip-music festival, and I'm really sad that I'm not there to take part in it.

 

However, to ease the pain I did find this totally awesome chip-tune christmas.  Entitled 8 Bit Jesus, the album is a collection of nine classic Chirstmas songs re-done in chip-music format.  The album is highly entertaining, and was created by chip-music artist Doctor Octoroc.  It includes such great songs as We Three Konami (We Three Kings), Ryu The Red Nosed Ninja (Rudulph The Red Nosed Reindeer) and Super Jingle Brothers (Jingle Bells), plus many more.

 

The album can be downloaded for free in its entirety thanks to Doctor Octoroc being so incredibly awesome.  It's definitely worth a listen for any old school videogame fans.

 

(Via Geekdad)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Most Beautiful Song You Will Ever Hear About Mario Kart



 

Watching the news lately, there are tons of good reasons to be cynical or jaded at the world around us.  Terrorist attacks in India, a dying world economy, people getting laid off left and right.  The world can easily be perceived as a dark and scary place. 

 

But every now and then a tiny little beam of pure beauty will appear out of the darkness.  It will remind us that there is still good in this world, there is still love and peace and a hope for a better tomorrow. 

 

This song is one of those beams.  While it may sound silly at first, this tiny little love song about characters in the game Mario Kart is easily the most beautiful thing I have heard in a long, long time.  It's so tender and sweet, and it's delivered with such simple brilliance and true sincerity that I find it impossible not to find myself getting a little emotional over it. 

 

If you only watch one of the many videos I post to this site this week, please, make it this one.  The world truly is a better place for this song being in it, and my day has been made better just by hearing it.

 

(Via ToplessRobot)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I'm Sad I Don't Live In New York



 

The Blip Festival is a music festival that will be taking place in New York from December 4th through the 7th that features the best artists from the chipmusic scene.  Chipmusic is a style of music that is made by using the audio chips from old video game systems like the original Game Boy or the Commodore 64.

 

Basically, it sounds like old NES game music that has been remade into dance music...and its awesome.  For a bit more info about chipmusic and some great examples of how the songs sound, check this out.  Above is a video promo for the festival, which gives you a feel for how the music sounds, plus it's a fun little piece of animation all on its own.

 

I wish they did a Blip Festival in LA.  I would love to go to something like this, but New York is unfortunately a little too far away for me to get to.

 

At least I have this to listen to.  I can't listen to this song and not be happy.

 



 

(Via Offworld)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Geek Music Perfection!

 

 

Oh my god, this is too geekily awesome for words.  John Hodgeman, the guy who plays the PC in the MAC & PC ads and who is also the Daily Show's Resident Expert, in the above clip can be found playing the Ukelele on stage with geek musician Jonathan Coulton.  And they're even playing one of my favorite songs, the classic "Tonight, you belong to me".

 

Is there better nerd bliss to be found today?  I think not.

 

For another version of this great song, which isn't really geeky but is still awesome, check it out here.

 

(Via BoingBoing)

 

UPDATE:  It looks like I'm not the only person that's amused by this.  Shortly after I posted this I went onto Mental_Floss and noticed they've posted a very thorough article on this song as well.  Complete with a different performance of the song by Mr. Hodgeman and Mr. Coulton as well as links to a version by Eddie Vedder and ther version from the film The Jerk starring Steve Martin.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I Really Hope This Is The Beginning Of A New Internet Trend

 

 

 

Literal music video translations.  Oh please let this become a new internet meme.  It's too damned funny.  Not only is it thoroughly amusing to watch somebody sing about what's going on in the video, but the liteal singing itself points out how truly absurd 80's music videos were.

 

For instance, in this video, why is there a guy with a gas mask in the library?  How the hell is the singer floating from level to level?  Just what is that monkey up to anyways?

 

If you like this video, the guy who made it also did a really good literal translation of A-Ha's famous video for their song Take On Me.  After listening to it I swear I'll never be able to sing the original lyrics again.  All I'll want to sing about are magic frames and pipe wrench fights.

Friday, October 31, 2008

One Man + 64 Voices + Way Too Much Free Time = Thriller Awesomeness

 



 

Some dude who loves Michael Jackson's Thriller even more than I do has done something truly and geekily amazing.  He has recorded himself doing an acapella version of Thriller using 64 different voices that he himself has provided.

 

I don't know how long it took him to make this, but whatever time was spend was totally worth it.  The song, and the above video for it, are truly awesome.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Soon, You Will Be Able To Rock Out With The Greatest Band Of All Time!

 



 

Oh hells yes!!!  Somehow, Harmonix and MTV have managed to make a deal with The Beatles to have their music added to the video game Rock Band!  And the game even comes with the full blessings of Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono, and Olivia Harrison (the widow of George Harrison).

 
The Beatles' extraordinary music and phenomenal legacy is set to rock across the universe in the form of a video game through an exclusive partnership between Apple Corps Ltd., Harmonix and MTV Games, a part of Viacom's MTV Networks.

 

This partnership marks the first time that Apple Corps, along with EMI Music, Harrisongs Ltd, and Sony/ATV Music Publishing, has agreed to present The Beatles music in an interactive video game format. Published by MTV Games and developed by Harmonix, the world's premier music video game company and creators of the best-selling Rock Band(R), the game will be an unprecedented, experiential progression through and celebration of the music and artistry of The Beatles. The game was creatively conceived with input from Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, along with Yoko Ono Lennon and Olivia Harrison, and enjoys their full blessing. In addition, Giles Martin, co-producer of The Beatles innovative LOVE project, will provide his expertise and serve as Music Producer for this groundbreaking Beatles project.

 

The guys who make Guitar Hero have to be shitting themselves right about now.  This news makes their "Guitar Hero: Aerosmith" game look pretty fucking lame by comparison, wouldn't you say?  I don't mean to knock Aerosmith too hard there, but let's face facts; Stephen Tyler and Joe Perry are rank amateurs when compared to John Lennon and Paul McCartney.  It's just a basic truth of the universe.

 

Oooooooh man, I can't wait to play some Beatles songs now!  There's too many awesome songs to think about.  Sgt. Pepper's, Come Together, Revolution, Back In The USSR.

 

Goddamnit, I could go on for hours.  Why the hell isn't this game out already!?!?!

 

(Via ToplessRobot)