Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Guitar Hero + God? But I Thought God Hated Rock Music



 

For those of you out there who long to play the addictive game Guitar Hero, but who think rock & roll is the devil's music, there is now a game for you. 

 

Guitar Praise!  That's right, it's a Guitar Hero clone that features nothing but the safe sounds of Christian rock! 

 
Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass…you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can't keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again - you'll soon be rockin' with the best while praising the Lord!

 

Halleluiah!!!  God be praised.  Now you can rock out without fear of being turned into a servant of Satan.  Let the heathens play their vile little game while you rock your way to salvation.  

 

Just never mind the fact that there are no Weezer or Radiohead or Metallica songs to play.  And as we all know, Weezer is the path to damnation.

 

(Original link via boingboing.net)

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