Reason #387 why our President is a badass. His lightsaber skills are unmatched. I've even heard a rumor that he once settled a trade dispute with China by besting their minister of trade in one-on-one combat. His opponent came away minus an arm, and Obama walked away with a solid trade treaty.
This is how proper politics is done folks. Aggressive negotiations indeed.
That's so cool! Where did you find that?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his congress health coverage includes light saber combat wounds.