Well shiver me timbers, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I didn't even be knowing this.
Truly sorry I be for me terrible lack of pirate awareness. I be a sorry bilge rat indeed.
So listen up you scury scum, best you'd be to be talking like a pirate as well, or I'll have to run you through with me shiny new cutlass. And don't go thinking you're safe if you be a man neither. Just because it be called a cutlass don't mean it don't work on the lads just as well.
I be off to go pillaging ye local market for some rum now!!!! Ye have been warned, talk like a pirate or ye be cursed.
No fear have ye of evil curses says you! Properly warned ye be says I.
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