Friday, April 29, 2011

Tiki Dalek Exterminates Badly Made Mixed Drinks


As you know, I'm a huge Dr. Who Fan. And, as I'm sure I've mentioned here at least once or twice before, I'm also a huge fan of Tiki bars and Tiki culture in general. So, you can imagine my shock as I was wondering around the internet and I came across this amazing image on the Rum N Pineapple blog (a personal favorite Tiki blog of mine).

I never would have thought of combining Tiki decorations with a Dalek before, but now that I have seen this I can't ever imagine my life without it. The only real question that remains now is what does this Tiki Dalek yell as he walks into a bar?

Personally, I would have to agree with the comments to the post on the Rum N Pineapple blog. This Tiki Dalek would have to be yelling, "Inebriate!!! Inebriate!!!"

Now That Is How You Restore A Timeline



A lot of the fans of the original Star Trek series were unhappy with the fact that J.J. Abrams came along and started playing around with the timeline of the show in order to explain how the events in his Star Trek motion picture could take place. Personally, I'm not one of those people, as I'm a life long of Trek who actually enjoyed the new Abrams movie immensely.

However, even I can't help but chuckle a little at this short film, made by the folks to do the Star Trek: Phase II web series, as the Original Trek crew takes it upon themselves to repair the damage to the timeline that was done by Abrams and his movie.

Leave it to Spock to figure out how to sort all this stuff out in a nice and convenient manner.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Wonder Con 2011 Review


Well, another Wonder Con has come and gone. Once again I was extremely pleased with how the event turned out. For those of you who have only ever been to the San Diego Comic Con during the last few years, take my word as an old timer. Wonder Con was what the SD Con was back in about 1995 or so. It's smaller, it's much more intimate, and it's more about comics than movies.

Sure there is plenty of movie stuff there too, but as opposed to the big show in SD, the movie panels here are always comic related. You won't see TV shows like Prison Break getting panels at Wonder Con, no sir. This con is a bit old school. And that is why I love it.

I spent almost all of my time at this year's Wonder Con on the floor. Let me just say that right now. I only attended two panels during my time at the show, otherwise I was on the floor somewhere looking at stuff and spending too much money buying stuff. Part of the reason for this was that, to be honest, the programming for this year was a bit weak in my opinion. Mind you, this is not the convention organizer's fault at all. They can only make do with what the comic companies offer to bring.

DC was out in full force pushing their upcoming Green Lantern film. Ryan Reynolds' face was everywhere at the con this year. They had toys on display, video games, giant posters and (of course) panels supporting the film and trying to drum up interest.


Where was Marvel though? I really didn't see much for them at all, and I was highly disappointed by this. What with Marvel having two big summer movies coming out this year, I would have expected something big from them. Instead, I got nothing. Thor, Marvels first big film that was due to come out only a month or so after the convention, had almost no presence there at all (with one major exception that I'll get to in a second). I was shocked. I would have expected a panel, and toys and comics and god knows what else to be pushing the film. On the floor of the con itself though, there was almost nothing.

And Captain America? All I really saw for him was a big poster hanging for the ceiling. For shame Marvel. I expected more from you.

I will give Marvel credit though. They did have one really cool thing set up to promote Thor, but it was outside of the convention hall, across the street from the Convention. Marvel seems to have partnered up with the Acura car company and were doing an event where people could sign up to be S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. They took your picture and even gave you your own S.H.I.E.L.D. ID card.


Now, I'm a sucker for a cool, nerdy fake ID, but as I'm sure some of you remember, my attempts to join the Cobra organization at last year's SD Comic Con didn't go so well. It was with a deep fear of repeating that incident that I got in line to become a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Luckily, the line wasn't too long when I got in it, and they were playing the Thor trailer on a loop, in case you forgot that they were actually trying to promote a film by doing this. Oh, and there was this too:


Other than that that though, there really wasn't anywhere near the amount of Thor themed stuff at this year's Wonder Con as I was expecting there to be. Seriously, the Game of Thrones had a bigger presence on the con floor than Thor did. Anyways, I was able to get my Shield ID this time without anywhere near the amount of hassle that it took me to get my Cobra ID. The big question now though is, how do I reconcile being both a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Cobra? Am I a double agent? Am I a spy for S.H.I.E.L.D.? Am I a Spy for Cobra? Only I will ever know for certain.

Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!

After that, it was back to the floor where I wandered around and took some pics of the great cosplayers that were there. Here are a few of the ones I liked the most.




As for the panels that I did attend, the first was the Star Wars: The Clone Wars panel. Much like that panel has gone in years past, the executive producer of the show Dave Filoni came out with some of the cast of voice actors and discussed what the show has in store in the upcoming season. The next few episodes of the show are going to be Chewbacca-centric, so they brought out Peter Mayhew to talk about the character. As cool as that was though, I was way more distracted by this guy, who was standing next to me durnig the panel.



It's not every day you see Jabba The Hut taking a picture while trying to hold a baby Hutt, so I'm sure you can see why this was so amusing to me.


All in all, it was another great year at the convention. I still enjoy the SD con for its sheer size and scope, but deep down I really prefer Wonder Con these days as a fan. It's a much more personal, intimate affair. It's like the cons I remember going to as a kid. I hope it never gets any bigger.

Keep staying classy Wonder Con. I am already looking forward to attending you again next year.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Skynet Becomes Self-Aware . . . . . Tonight!


Well, this is it folks. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we only have a few days left to live.

According to the Terminator franchise, at 8:11pm tonight Skynet becomes self aware. In two days time, we will be experiencing Judgement Day. I hope you are all trained and packed and ready to go in your nuclear bunkers. The resistance will need as many of us as possible once the radiation levels are low enough again to allow us to go back to the surface.

And John Connor, if you're out there and you can hear me, this apocalypse better be a helluva lot cooler than Terminator: Salvation was. If not, I'm coming to find you so I can do something the machines never could, end your paradoxical existence.

Although, if you were to offer to send me back in time so I could bang a young Linda Hamilton, that would be OK with me.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Shaun (Pilgrim) Of The Dead



This lovely little video clip comes to us courtesy of youtube user Pippinopalon, who created it as their entry for a contest by Empire Magazine to reduce the plots of full length feature films to 60 seconds.

Pippinopalon takes one of the greatest nerd-loved zombie films of all times and does it up in the style of Brian Lee O'Malley's comic series Scott Pilgrim. The result is pretty brilliant, and is well worth the 60 seconds of your time it takes to watch the clip.

Spoiler warning, if you've never seen Shaun of the Dead (shame on you), be aware that this clip does give away all of the big moments in the film.

(Via Pop Candy)


Wonder Con 2011 Pictures


Hey everyone,

I've posted the pictures I took at Wonder Con 2011 to Geek-tastic's Flickr account. You can see the photo's HERE.

Warning, some of the pictures show a Clown getting money stapled to his body with a staple gun. You have been warned.

I'll be posting a small article of the event here soon. I promise.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Love Where I Live


This amazing picture was taken about two miles from where I live in Alameda, California. What you are seeing is a tugboat named the Millennium Falcon passing two of the massive container cranes that are part of the port of Oakland docks. These cranes are commonly referred to as AT-AT's by many of us who live in the area (for obvious reasons), and urban legend has it that they actually served as inspiration to George Lucas when the Empire Strikes Back was being developed.

Alameda may not be the ice planet of Hoth, but as you can see, we too were home to the Millennium Falcon for a short time before it had to make its getaway from the Imperial Forces in the area.

Godspeed to you Millennium Falcon. May the force be with you!

(Via IO9)