Avast Ye! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

 

Well shiver me timbers, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I didn't even be knowing this. 

 

Truly sorry I be for me terrible lack of pirate awareness.  I be a sorry bilge rat indeed.

 

So listen up you scury scum, best you'd be to be talking like a pirate as well, or I'll have to run you through with me shiny new cutlass.  And don't go thinking you're safe if you be a man neither.  Just because it be called a cutlass don't mean it don't work on the lads just as well.

 

 

I be off to go pillaging ye local market for some rum now!!!!  Ye have been warned, talk like a pirate or ye be cursed.

 

No fear have ye of evil curses says you!  Properly warned ye be says I.