I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself

 

 

It looks like my opinion of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is shared by the creators of South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone).  The above video pretty much perfectly explains what I think happened to poor old Indiana.

 

The only thing I would have changed about this though is who actually commited the assualt.  I would have had George Lucas actually doing the raping while Speilberg was holding him down.  What with George having pushed for the script and story that got made, I see him as the one truly responsible while Speilberg just helped out.

 

(Via ToplessRobot)