Radio Controlled Zombie
We all love zombies. It's ok to admit it. The shambling undead can be downright adorable sometimes, what with their limping and their vacant stares and their constantly repeating the word Braaaaiiiiinnnnssss!!! So it's no wonder people would eventually want one as a pet.
The only problem with that though is that the zombie is always trying to eat its owner. In order to be good pets, zombies need to be controllable. Hence the above item, a fully radio controlled little Zombie for you to love.
The zombie comes complete with shambling and groaning action. He's got a moving next, arms and legs. And his remote control is a tiny brain, how rad is that? Just find people for him to attack, point him in the right direction, push the button on the brain, and away he goes. Enjoy the beautiful sight of your mini-zombie as he chases down and devours your enemies.
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