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I know have a new plan to end my days as a date-less geek. The plan is as follows:
- Buy a bottle of Shirtless Kirk.
- Spray myself liberally with it.
- Find myself to suddenly be the most desirable man on the planet.
- Sleep with every woman I meet, be they human or green skinned alien.
Consider yourselves warned ladies. The Pat is about to go on the prowl.
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