Yeah, this is so true. If a zombie apocalypse did actually start up today, I think I'd spend at least 5 minutes jumping up and down with joy that the day I'd dreamed of for so long had finally arrived. Then I'd get my act together and head to the closest Wal-Mart to pick up shotguns, ammo, baseball bats and chainsaws. From there, I'd meet up with my friends, steal a boat and head to Catalina to found the new country of Patopia where I would rule with an iron fist.
Hey, at least I have a zombie contingency plan. What's yours?
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