How The Rorschach Stole Christmas

 

 

Oh wow, I don't even know how to introduce this.  Whoever did it is a mad genius.  They're truly insane, demented and sick, but also brilliant and inspired. 

 

They've taken Dr. Seuss' The Grinch That Stole Christmas and have turned it into an amazingly hypnotic story starring Rorschach from the Watchmen.  Unfortunately, there's no video to be had.  There's just the static image of Rorschach holding a gigantic bag of goodies, but the story is really worth listening to.  It's a little long, it's over 9 minutes, but it's definitely worth sticking around until the end.

 

The basic story involves Rorschach as he goes around stealing the drugs and the booze and the weapons from the pimps, whores and crack dealers of the city.  And the narrator does a really good job of capturing the gruff and gritty voice of Rorschach.

 

It's a shame there's no video to go along with this story though, I would absolutely love to see someone create an animated film that goes along with this story.

 

Merry Christmas from Geek-tastic!!!  I hope you are having a great holiday.