Pac-Man Energy Drink
If ever there was a videogame character who personified chemical dependence, it's Pac-Man. The pill chomping, fruit eating, ghost killing menace is a glutton who gorges himself on everything in sight. And you know those power pellets have got to have some crazy strong uppers in them.
So it's no suprise then that Pac-Man would get his own energy drink. The amount of drugs going through Pac-Man's system at any given moment is probably enough to kill a herd of elephants, so it makes sense his likeness would be used to sell massive amounts of caffiene to consumers.
You can pick up a can of Pac-Man's drug fueled insanity over at Amazon for only $2.99 a can too, so how can you go wrong. Just don't start blaming me if you find yourself awake at 3am wandering your house looking for pills to eat.
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