Friday, January 21, 2011

8-Bit Tron: Legacy Makes Me Cry

I cry because I wish it was real. If it was , I would be playing it right now instead of writing this sad post about it.

I know that because I've been gone for so long, I really missed discussing the whole release of Tron: Legacy thing. Let me give you my review of it. It's very long and thought out. Are you ready for it?

My official Tron: Legacy Review . . . . . LOVED IT!

That's all that needs to be said, really. It had light cycle battles, young Kevin Flynn, glowing disc battles, old Kevin Flynn, flying light plane battles, evil Kevin Flynn, a cool David Bowie ripoff character, Daft Punk, and oh yeah . . . . . her.

In short, the film had everything I could have wanted in it and more. I know some people didn't care for it. Those people are stupid.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Say Hello To The New Spider-man

Ok, so I know that it's been two months since my last post. I know that this site has become beyond dead over the course of the last year. There's been a number of reasons for that, to be honest. Some of it has been due to me relocating up to the Bay Area. As it turns out, starting over in a new area and trying to make new friends and a new life is a lot of work. It takes a lot of time to get things going.

That part is beginning to settle down a bit though. I've gotten fairly well situated in my new digs, and life (as it is) is returning slowly to normal.

That hasn't been the only problem though that has been preventing me from writing on a regular basis. I've also been dealing with an overall lack of inspiration when it comes to spouting off on nerdy topics. I still love all of my nerd interests like comics, sci-fi, books and what not. I just haven't felt overly compelled to discuss anything in the nerd world for a while.

That is, until I saw this pic.

That there is Andrew Garfield in his Spidey costume for the brand new Spider-man film that is being made right now. Those of you who know me know that growing up, Spider-man was my end-all-ba-all favorite superhero. He was the first superhero whose comics I started reading as a kid, and he continued to be my favorite character to read until J. Michael Straczynski completely destroyed his origins and Marvel decided to end his marriage to Mary Jane.

Even still though, Spider-man has always been my favorite hero, because deep down he was just like me. He's a geek. He's a science nerd who through random luck is given these amazing powers that he uses to basically fulfill every nerd's dreams of doing awesome and heroic things and saving gorgeous damsels in distress. Therefore, to me, anything Spider-man movie related is important news. While I liked the first two Spidey films that Sam Raimi made well enough, it was clear by the third film that the franchise had lost it's way. When word of a new Spider-man reboot came down the line, I was suddenly both elated and scared.

I was elated at the prospect of never having to see another Emo Peter Parker dance sequence, but I was scared that somehow, something entirely worse would be made. Hollywood definitely loves to screw over sacred nerd properties, and Spidey is one of the best loved characters of all time. Screwing him up would be super easy to do. Over the past few months I've sat quietly, and I've waited. Occasionally, I would receive word of casting announcements and plot details things like that, and all of them worried me. The guy they cast as Peter looks like a total Twilight wannabe with douchey hair. The story would be high school centric, to get the attention of the same Twilight fan crowd. Things were not looking good for the new Spider-man movie in my brain, and I was getting ready to hate it on site.

And then I saw this picture.

I'm actually really happy with it. The costume is simple. It is sufficiently changed from the last film's costume to be different, but it still captures the look and feel of the comic costume. The guy playing peter is skinny, almost scrawny, just like Peter should be. I never liked in the previous films how Spider-man was shown with an almost body builder style body. Yes, his hair is a bit mangy, but you know what, classic 70's Spider-man had that sort of shaggy haircut. This is pretty much what Peter looked like in high school. Overall, I'd have to say that I was very happy with this pic after my first viewing of it.

On my second viewing though, I noticed something.

Look at the inside of Spider-man's wrists. Is it just me, or are those web-shooters built into his costume?

Oh . . . my . . . fucking . . . god!!!

If those are actual, hand-made web shooters that Peter Parker has to build over the course of the movie, then this new Spider-man film just surpassed all other film incarnations of Spider-man that have come before it. If I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing, this has just become in my mind the best Spider-man movie that has ever been made. I don't even need to see the film to know this to be true. If Peter Parker has to build his web shooters in this new film, it's already won me over as a huge fan.

My single biggest complaint about the last Spider-man films were his organic web shooters. I always hated the idea that Peter suddenly had glands in his arms that produced web fluids. The idea creeped me out, plus I thought it took away an important part of who Peter Parker is as a character. He's a scientist. He builds things. That's who he is. He's the kid who was tinkering with chemical lab playsets in his bedroom as he was growing up. He probably dabbled in child robotics kits and built models and learned how to build all sorts of useless gadgets, just because he loved to test and play with new things.

Giving Peter Parker organic web shooters robbed him of what should have been a character defining moment in the origin story of Spider-man. Peter's building of the original web shooters is a landmark moment for him. Using a home chemistry set, he invents something brand new, that no one else in the world has created before. He could probably sell his formula for his webs to a chemical company for millions of dollars, but he doesn't. Instead, he then builds mechanical devices to use his new chemical compound in a way that ultimately help others. It's the decision of a hero to use all of his powers, be they powers given to him by a radioactive spider or the powers of his own intellect, for the benefit of others.

I am now crossing my fingers and hoping beyond hope that what I think I'm seeing is true. Please Hollywood, don't let me down . . . again.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Bespin: The Star Wars Equivalent Of Las Vegas

You know that the parties Lando Calrissian hosts have to be the most epic parties the galaxy has ever seen. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Photo courtesy of Mike Noyes.

Better Late Than Never

I know, Halloween was over two weeks ago. It's mid-November now. Why the hell am I posting pics of Pumpkins, you ask?

Well, to be honest, I just wanted to share. These are the pumpkins that I carved this year for Halloween. I carve stuff every year as a matter of tradition, and yes my carvings do tend to lean towards geeky more than they do scary.

I'm really proud of my work this year though. The Spock pumpkin may very well be the best work I've ever done. He took over three hours to complete, but the finished effect was so worth the time and effort put into him.

The Ghostbusters pumpkin by comparison isn't nearly as well done, but it should be noted that I was actually pretty drunk when I carved that one, so I totally deserve a handicap for the scoring on that one's artistic merits.

I hope you all had a great Halloween!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Ever Wonder What The Standard Rate Is For Boba Fett's Services?

Now you know.

As expected, hiring the galaxy's greatest and most feared bounty hunter doesn't come cheap. Only the wealthy can afford his services. This invoice shows some interesting things about the craftiness of Boba Fett too. You have your standard expenses for things like Ammunition and fuel, service fees and of course the actual bounty price, but what really makes Mr. Fett such an accomplished business man in my eyes is the fact that he is charging $50,000 for the Carbonite block that he dropped Han Solo off in.

If you'll remember, Boba Fett didn't choose to put Han in the Carbonite. In fact, he was worried that freezing Han would kill him. That was Vader's call, and Fett was none too happy about it. He was forced to put up with it. The Empire gave him a Han Solo popsicle, and he had to deliver it to Jabba to get paid. Does Fett just acceppt this random circumstance and move on? No, instead he gets creative. He lists it as a "Carbonite Aesthetic Display" and charges $50,000 for it and some wall mounted hangars.

Fett's ability to turn an unwanted situation into a profitable add-on is one of the things that truly makes him the best of the best.

On a completely unrelated side note, I really want a stack of paper with Fett's letterhead in the top corner. "Over 30 years experience!" Hilarious!!!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Jason Vorhees: Great Serial Killer or Greatest Serial Killer?

Going simply by the numbers, I'd have to go with Greatest Serial Killer.

That's right Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger, you guys just can't compare to the amazing kill count of Momma Vorhees' baby boy. What can I say, he's a natural. Be it at Camp Crystal Lake or even in Space, Jason will kill horny teenagers wherever they may be.

Remember kids, don't do drugs or have sex. If you do, Jason will get you.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Random Awesomeness

This is why Frank Castle should never be allowed to give himself cybernetic enhancements to help him fight crime. You just know he would give himself something like this. The guy is crazy after all. Let us not forget that.