Happy Election Day everyone! On this sacred day, we all head to the polls to cast our votes for who we think is best fit to lead this country for the next four years. Oh yeah, and we also vote for some other stuff too. But no matter who your're voting for, I can guaran-damn-tee you they're not as cool as who I would vote for if I could.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. He was seen leading this great nation of ours 500 years in the future in the film Idiocracy. But I say he's too good for the future. We need someone with his special skills to lead us today, in the 21st century. Don't think the man has what it takes to lead? Just think about this; the man is a former porn star, and he's also a former five-time professional wrestling smackdown champion.
At the very least, his State of the Union speeches would be way more entertaining than any that Obama or McCain could give. Just watch how he addresses the nations problems. If this isn't presidential leadership, I don't know what is:
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