Monday, November 17, 2008

Is Empire Strikes Back...Flawed?



Apparently so, according to the folks over at IO9.  They've got a small list up called Five Major Flaws in Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (And How To Fix Them).

 

Suprisingly, almost all of the flaws mentioned on the list can be solved by the simple inclusion of a cage match of some type into the film.  Actually, I should say that isn't actually suprising at all.  I totally agree with the author's point here.

 

There is nothing, not a damn thing, on this world that cannot be made better by adding a steel cage match to it.  It's true.  Name anything, anything at all, and I guarantee you it can be made better by adding a steel cage fight to it.

 

I'm not joking.

This Has The Ability To Either Be Amazingly Awesome Or God Awful Atrocious

 



 

And chances are it's going to be the latter of those two.  Robotech, arguably the greatest Anime series of all time, is being adapted into a live action movie.

 

Alfred Gough and Miles Millar have been drafted to pen "Robotech," Warner Bros.' adaptation of the anime classic.

 

Akiva Goldsman and Chuck Roven are producing with Tobey Maguire and Drew Crevello.

 

For anyone who is a fan of Robotech, this is rather frightening news.  While on the one hand it's great to hear that the show will be made into live action awesomeness, the announcement that it will be Gough and Millar writing it pretty much guarantees it's going to suck.  Don't believe me?  Let's just take a look at the other properties this dynamic duo of crap-tastic writing has brought us:

 

  • Smallville

  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

  • Herbie: Fully Loaded

  • Shanghai Knights

  • Lethal Weapon 4

  • Time Cop


 

That's a whole lot of sucky for a list so short.  Now, to be fair these guys also wrote the screenplay for Spider-man 2, which I think was by far the best film in the trilogy.  Technically, they have the ability to write a decent film for the amazing story that is Robotech, but given their track record I doubt it.  Most likely we're going to be treated to an obnoxious americanized version of a Japanese classic, much like what is currently happening to the Dragonball Z movie.

 

All I know is, if the movie doesn't have Max Sterling with bright green hair, then it can go to hell for all I care.

The Star Trek Trailer (The Booleg Version)

 

 

While the official HD version of the new Star Trek trailer won't be released until 10am today on the films official website, those wonderful pirates out there have bootlegged a copy of the trailer and have thrown it up on youtube to hold us over until the good version comes out.

 

So here ya go, enjoy!

Just Another Muppet Monday

 

 

Ok, so I've been starting each week here at Geek-tastic with an amusing muppets clip for a while now.  Yet somehow I haven't managed to play the most basic Muppets clip ever.  The intro song. 

 

This song is one of the greatest TV theme songs of all time, and it'll be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

 

So without further ado, I bring you the theme song for the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational show of all time...The Muppet Show!!!

The Week In Geek

This week on Geek-tastic, we learned the following:

 

  • Joe Johnston will be directing the Captain America movie.

  • There will sadly be no giant squid in the watchmen movie, and Wes is really not happy about this.

  • But at least the new Watchmen posters look cool.

  • Economic times are tough everywhere, even for tabletop gaming.

  • The new Enterprise looks badass, if only because they didn't change much.

  • The original Star Wars trilogy is so awesome, even the storyboard art is cool.

  • Vulcans will have pores afterall.

  • And finally...our new president is a total geek!


Friday, November 14, 2008

Geek Item Of The Week



 

Genocidal Robot Action Figure

 

Talk about your kickass action figure. This exquisitely molded Cylon figure measures in at a good 8" tall. It comes with three sets of hands and two different sets of armor. Plus it has over 20 points of articulation, making it that much easier for you to recreate the destruction of the Human race at its merciless robot hands. All of your other toys will quake in fear as this Cylon systematically kills everything else you own. It can't help itself, that's just what Cylons do.

The Star Of Twilight Sounds Like A Total Bitch



In an Interview with MSN, Twilight star Kristen Stewart dissed the die-hard Twilight fans who have been showing her nothing but the usual crazed love that comes from obsessed fans of any series of books or comics.  When discussing small groups of fans who would hang out on the sidelines of scenes as the film was being made, she said the following:

 
"I just didn't pay attention," Stewart recalls. "I was like, 'You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet. So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don't want to hear you celebrate in front of me. Get out of here! It's my responsibility!'"

 

Also, Ms. Stewart goes on to discuss how she realized just how popular this film was going to be when she attended San Diego Comic Con last summer and appeared before a large room packed with Twilight fans.

 
"You can go online and it's very intangible. I mean, who knows how many of these girls there are? It's probably just the same five girls going on every message board and gabbing on about it," Stewart says. "But to have literally, like, a room of over 5,000 people screaming at you makes you want to cry. It's not like, 'Oh, this is so great.' I think it's literally like an instinct. To have that sort of energy forced at you? You start to wither."

 

Wow, talk about bitchy.  Now I'm not a fan of Twilight.  I haven't even read any of the books.  But speaking as a die-hard fan of other franchises, I certainly know how I would feel if I was a fan listening to the star of something I loved bashing fans like this.  I'd be thinking the following:

 

Fuck you!!!  Listen lady, if it wasn't for die-hard fans like those who were showing up on set, or those who were screaming at you at Comic Con, you wouldn't have a fucking job!  It's those sorts of fans that are spreading the word of the books and the film for you to all of their friends and family.  They're the ones who have made the books popular enough that film companies even took an interest in them in the first place.  If it wasn't for the fans, you'd still be acting in crappy lille indy films and wouldn't be about to make the ton of money they're surely going to be paying you to do the sequel soon.

 

You don't have to be a fan of the work you're making, but don't go dissing others who love what you're making, and by relation love you for being in it.  You need to learn to respect those people who will be buying tickets to see you on the big screen in the next few weeks.  These people are going to make you a star, how dare you talk trash on them.  Having 5,000 people screaming at you and telling you how much they love you makes you wither?  What's wrong with you?  Why the hell are you an actor then if you don't want to make things people love.

 

For an example of how someone in your situation should act, go out and buy the Serenity DVD and watch the special feature that shows the cast of the show coming on stage for their panel at Comic Con a few years back.  They too walked into a room filled with thousands of screaming fans who loved and adored them.  And do you know how they reacted?  Did they wither?  Hell no, the stars of the show, each and every one of them, lit up like a little kid on Christmas who just walked into a room full of toys.  The smiles on their faces were gigantic.  They were blown away by the fan support and praise.  They were respectful and thankful for their fans.  They knew their movie would never have gotten made without the fans.  They acted humble in the presence of those who supported and loved them so much.

 

That's how a professional acts Ms. Stewart.  They're respectful of those who love and support their work.  It sounds to me like you need to learn a thing or two about being a decent human being.