Well folks, that's it. It's all over. For thousands of years, human civilization has risen and prospered, but now it's all coming to an end. And it's all thanks to a bunch of pigs and their germs.
In this incredibly amazing (and very fake) article that was originally posted on a british website called Bounce With Me, a news article has been posted that looks dead on like a real BBC news story about a dangerous new turn in the Swine Flu story. In the article, they discuss the dangerous side effects of this new strain of the H1N1 virus.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
That's right people . . . . . zombies.
The swine flu has brought about a plague of undead that has already taken over London. And with all of those cases of the disease down in Mexico, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we start seeing the infection spread across the border into the US. I just happen to live in Southern California, so I'll soon be on the front lines of a full fledged zombie invasion.
It looks like it's time to stock up on shotguns, ammo, food and other supplies. Never fear though, I'll keep posting news articles of the coming invasion here on Geek-tastic for as long as possible from my hidden safety bunker far below the earth.
Thanks to my good friends Matt and Lee for pointing this story out to me.
No comments:
Post a Comment