A bunch of jerks from Vienna recently completed the world's largest LEGO tower. Why are they jerks? They're jerks because another guy had already built the world's largest LEGO tower a few months ago, and these new guys built theirs just a little taller on purposely to beat him out.
How much taller was their tower? A whopping seven inches. That's right, seven fucking inches. The original tower was 96.1 feet tall, the new tower is 96.7 feet tall.
What a bunch of dicks. It's not like they totally kicked his tower's ass by making it ten feet taller or something. No, they just wanted to beat him by a little more than half a foot. If that isn't super-dickery, I don't know what is.
Why didn't they at least go for a 100 foot tower? Are they afraid of nice, round figures or something? Or is there some law of physics that states a hundred feet of LEGO's is doomed to collapse?
I hope the original guy rebuilds his tower to be 96.8 feet tall, just to piss these guys off.
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