This Is What Happens When Batman Goes Green

 

Ok, I understand this whole "Going Green" thing and the need for more fuel economical cars and whatnot, but some things just shouldn't be done.  Making a Batmobile out of a Smart Car is one of those things.  Sure, this will help to eliminate some of the smog and the pollution around Gotham City, and it will help to minimize Batman's most likely sizable carbon footprint, but is this really something any of us would want to see?

 

Isn't the point of the Batman identity to strike fear into the hearts of evil doers?  Do you honestly think any semi-intelligent thug or criminal will start quaking in fear when this thing pulls up in a dark alley?  Somehow, I highly doubt that.  The Batmobile is supposed to be an imposing looking vehicle.  Hopefully, DC Comics doesn't decide to have this be the new replacement for the current Batmobile in an attempt to get readers to be more environmentally aware.  It's just the kind of stupid thing they'd do too. 

 

To see more photos of this atrocity, go here.