Super Mario Bros. 2 Is Hardcore!!!

 

Ok, so this is just a video of some dude playing Super Mario Bros. 2 while offering a running commentary on the game about how hardcore it is, but it's so damned hilarious that I couldn't help but post this for you all to enjoy as well.  I seriously laughed out loud (or LOL'd as the young kids today say) while watching this, and I'm pretty sure if you've ever played this game before, you will too.

 

The video also serves as a solid reminder of just how batshit insane Super Mario Bros. 2 was.  Dinosaurs that shoot eggs from their mouths?  Ninja's shaped like stars? Rocketships that can be plucked from the ground?  Flying faces that chase you because you stole a key?  Killing a fat ass frog by choking him with vegetables?  Yeah, this game was damned crazy, but who cares.  Most of us didn't play through every level of the game anyways.  We used the warps to go ahead levels faster, because warps are for hardcore motherfuckers!  And that's what we were!