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Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Happy Hour

captin-kirk

 

Captain Kirk's Alien Sex On A Beach


 

Recipe:

 

  • 1 oz Grant's Whiskey

  • 2 1/2 oz Pink Champagne


 

  • Pour into a Champagne flute and garnish with a Strawberry.


 

The new Star Trek film currently stands at a domestic box office gross of $196.7 million.  Chances are pretty damn good that it's going to break the $200 million mark this weekend, thus making this not only the highest grossing Star Trek film of all time but also effectively doubling the second highest grossing Trek film's earnings.  Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is that film, and it had a domestic box office gross of $109 million.

 

To celebrate this grand occasion, we're celebrating in proper James T. Kirk fashion.  We're having alien sex.

 

Ok ok ok, yeah, I know that's not possible.  Well, until such time as we develop warp drive and manage to introduce ourselves to some Orion slave girls, we're going to have to settle for having this tasty concoction named after Jim Kirk's tendency to get horizontal with ladies of any species. 

 

Captain Kirk'sAlien Sex on a Beach is a tasty mix of whiskey and champagne that is both colorful and bubbly.  It may look a little girly, but then again, so do gold uniform shirts made out of Velour.  You've never seen that stop Kirk from proving his manhood, have you?  No, you havent.  So be like Kirk, and boldly go where no man has gone before.

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