Want To Know How To Beat Something Up?

 

Then make haste and head over to How To Beat Up Anything where they can teach you how to beat up...well...anything.

 

Their list of violence based tutorials is considerable and covers a wide range of possible people and things you may one day be forced to beat the crap out of.  On the site you'll find helpful instructions on how to beat up people like Mr. T, Michael Phelps, the Greek hero Achilles, Batman and even a monkey with a hammer.

 

The most recent post informs us how to beat up the Daily Bugle's freelance photographer Peter Parker.  Here's the intro:

 

A few people have suggested a how-to for this Peter Parker fellow. To be honest, I don't see much of a challenge here. Let's take a look - bookish, nerdy-type, keeps to himself, and somehow lucked himself into a cushy job selling photos to the Daily Bugle... Uhhh, help me out here guys, what am I missing?? This dude's a total zero and not worthy of our time. This fight should be a cake walk, as HE IS COMPLETELY HARMLESS. This guy sits around all day whining about his Aunt May, getting yelled at by the editor of the Bugle, and then sheepishly kicking at the dirt with his head down anytime a girl walks by. Riiiigght. Reeeaalll intimidating.

 

Be sure to check out the rest of the post to learn how to beat up that pimply little weakling Peter Parker.  Seriously, what a dork that guy is!

 

(Via Hero Complex)