Do You Know The Bro Code?

 

The Bro Code, as transcribed by Barnabus Stinson on the back of the US Constitution, has for centuries governed the ways bro's comport themselves amongst other bro's.  For example:

 

Bro Code Article 29: A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.

 

This sacred set of rules and regulations has become so important that I believe without it, the civilized world as we know it would crumble within days.  Do you know all of the articles of the Bro Code.? 

 

 

If not, then I highly suggest you buy a copy of the Code on Amazon.com or at local bookstores everywhere.

 

Be sure to memorize all of the articles.  Otherwise you face the daunting possibility of doing harm to your fellow bro's, a sin punishable by revocation of your Brohood status.  And you definitely don't want that to happen.  Trust me.