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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Coming Soon to DVD on August 19th

The Good


 



 

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.  The Complete First Season.

 

Why it's Good:  It's Terminator.  That in and of itself makes it pretty good.  Add to that River from Firefly is a Terminator who kicks much ass and you have a pretty good show.

 

The Badass


 



 

Dexter: The compete second Season

 

Why It's Badass:  It's a show about a serial killer, but he's not the bad guy.  In fact, he's the star of the show.  He's a cop who is a blood spatter expert, and he only kills people who really deserve it.  For a show about murderers and blood, it's one of the darkly funniest things I've ever seen.  Plus it has Julie Benz (Darla from Buffy and Angel), who is always hot.

 

The Ugly


 



 

The Hanna Montana 3D concert movie.

 

Why it's Ugly:  It's Hanna Montana.  Do I really need to say more?  This film is going to suck to everyone but 12 year old girls.  But what I find really amusing is that the film is actually called Best of Both Worlds, which if I remember correctly, was the name of the Hermaphroditic Porn film Randall rented in the movie Clerks for him and Dante to watch together.  You know Randall, he always likes to expand his horizons.  And personally, I'd rather watch that film while getting my wisdom teeth pulled out without painkillers than watch the Hanna Montana movie.  I think making people watch this film actually counts as torture in most countries of the world.

1 comment:

  1. The really, really UGLY.....
    That Hannah Montana crap will probably out sell both Terminator Season 1 and Dexter Season 2 put together.

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