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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Ever Wonder What The Standard Rate Is For Boba Fett's Services?

Now you know.

As expected, hiring the galaxy's greatest and most feared bounty hunter doesn't come cheap. Only the wealthy can afford his services. This invoice shows some interesting things about the craftiness of Boba Fett too. You have your standard expenses for things like Ammunition and fuel, service fees and of course the actual bounty price, but what really makes Mr. Fett such an accomplished business man in my eyes is the fact that he is charging $50,000 for the Carbonite block that he dropped Han Solo off in.

If you'll remember, Boba Fett didn't choose to put Han in the Carbonite. In fact, he was worried that freezing Han would kill him. That was Vader's call, and Fett was none too happy about it. He was forced to put up with it. The Empire gave him a Han Solo popsicle, and he had to deliver it to Jabba to get paid. Does Fett just acceppt this random circumstance and move on? No, instead he gets creative. He lists it as a "Carbonite Aesthetic Display" and charges $50,000 for it and some wall mounted hangars.

Fett's ability to turn an unwanted situation into a profitable add-on is one of the things that truly makes him the best of the best.

On a completely unrelated side note, I really want a stack of paper with Fett's letterhead in the top corner. "Over 30 years experience!" Hilarious!!!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Jason Vorhees: Great Serial Killer or Greatest Serial Killer?

Going simply by the numbers, I'd have to go with Greatest Serial Killer.

That's right Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger, you guys just can't compare to the amazing kill count of Momma Vorhees' baby boy. What can I say, he's a natural. Be it at Camp Crystal Lake or even in Space, Jason will kill horny teenagers wherever they may be.

Remember kids, don't do drugs or have sex. If you do, Jason will get you.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Random Awesomeness

This is why Frank Castle should never be allowed to give himself cybernetic enhancements to help him fight crime. You just know he would give himself something like this. The guy is crazy after all. Let us not forget that.